Stay The Fuck Home Sewing Machine Maintenance Edition

Sewing has always been a skill I am really glad I have. I’ve went through phases of doing it as a hobby or doing it as a way to make extra money. These days a lot of people are pulling their machines out of the closet, dusting it off and putting it to work. But, and there is always a but, some of those machines have been sitting there for years and that means, before you use it, it needs to be cleaned and oiled! In a regular situation, you would take it to a sewing machine repair person and have it done, but in times like these, you are going to need to do it yourself. Additionally, you really should be cleaning your machine every time you use it.

Now, before you start yelling at me, there are three levels of cleaning. The every time you sew cleaning is basically blowing the lint out of your machine and can be done with canned air. I do right before I sew. All kinds of lint from your thread and material get inside the presser foot and throat plate and bobbin case and can cause issues.

Then there is level two. In this level, you remove the presser foot and throat plate and the bobbin case. You again give it a good cleaning with canned air AND oil all accessible moving parts with sewing machine oil.

Level three is when you take it in for yearly maintenance.

For level one and two, I am including links below for tutorials on how to do it yourself. Everyone’s machine is different and because of this, please also refer to your machines manual. If you don’t have the manual try looking for it via google. Unless your machine is a hundred years old, then… I don’t what to tell you. Though in those cases, it will likely be a treadle machine and I know there are specialists out there for that too!

This is a great step by step article. https://www.mybluprint.com/technique/clean-your-sewing-machine

This is an older video, but a really thorough one on how to clean and oil your machine.



Stay The Fuck Home The Hack It Series – Yeast

Yeast. Another unicorn. Especially fast acting yeast. Along with flour, it has disappeared from shelves. However, there is a solution, you just need to put a wee bit of work into it. But once you have made the initial yeast, you will always have yeast. What the hell am I talking about? This wonderful thing called a sourdough starter/wild yeast.

So far, I’ve blogged about how to make your own bread and how to make your own flour, now I’m going to help you make your own yeast.

If you want to read my adventures in making sour dough bread, here are the links. To see how to make your own sour dough starter/wild yeast see below.

https://notvegannowvegan.wordpress.com/2017/06/08/adventures-in-sourdough/

https://notvegannowvegan.wordpress.com/2017/06/08/i-will-become-a-sourdough-bread-baking-master/

https://notvegannowvegan.wordpress.com/2017/06/27/sourdough-bread-baking-round-2/

https://notvegannowvegan.wordpress.com/2018/05/03/am-i-a-sourdough-master-yet-one-year-later/

How To Make A Sour Dough Starter and How To Maintain It

This is a really good article on how to make your own starter/wild yeast. The one thing I would change about this recipe is use rye flour. You will end up with a much stronger starter and a better flavour. I originally tried using all purpose flour when I originally tried to make my own starter and it didn’t work. You really need a good whole grain. Spelt also works well, but rye has produced the best starter and bread for me.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-your-own-sourdough-starter-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-47337

This article will also tell you how to maintain your starter. When not using my starter for bread, I will feed it once a week.

Stay The Fuck Home The Hack It Series — Flour

In a world where the things we need, especially food, are no longer readily available, I thought I would start a second series called Hack It. Today I am going to post about flour.

Currently, buying flour is like trying to find a real life unicorn. Trying to buy specialty flours of any kind — good fucking luck! Seriously, good luck. I’ve come up with a list of ways to make your own. Read on!

As someone who has been making her own bread for years, both in a bread machine and traditional sourdough, I go through a lot of bread flour. Right now, because of the pandemic, everyone and their uncles cousin have decided to do the same and because of this, there is ZERO bread flour on the shelves. Until recently, even all purpose flour was hard to find. I have noticed it returning to grocery shelves. However, I still need bread flour. Solution, I will make it my own damn self.

I thought it would be helpful to not only add recipes and links to make specialty flours, I am also including how to make your own flour.

Bread Flour Recipe

If you plan on making sour dough or breadmachine bread, you really need bread flour.

  1. Measure out 1 cup all-purpose flour (4 1/2 ounces or 129 grams).
  2. Remove 1 1/2 teaspoons (1/8 ounce or 4 grams).
  3. Add 1 1/2 teaspoons vital wheat gluten (1/8 ounce or 5 grams).
  4. Whisk or sift to combine.

Self Rising Flour

Many biscuit recipes call for this kind of flour. The occasional cake recipe does as well.

1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

Whisk or sift to combine.

How To Make Flour

Making your own flour is actually really easy, especially if you have a blender. You can also use a coffee bean blender, you will just need to do it in smaller batches. I’ve made my own flour before using wheat berries or oats, but you can use many different grains, depending on the type of flour you want. Here is a link to a really helpful article about how to do it yourself.

http://eatsimplyeatwell.com/2013/01/make-it-yourself-fresh-ground-flour-in-a-blender/

Pastry Flour
Combine 3 parts all-purpose flour to 1 part cake flour. Sift several times to ensure complete mixing.

Cake Flour
https://www.mybluprint.com/article/how-to-substitute-cake-flour

Almond Flour and Other Nut Flours

Place nuts, skins removed, into a food processor or a high speed blender blender with a pulse option. Pulse until it becomes a fine, flour-like texture. Make sure you don’t over-pulse, or you’ll end up with nut butter, which in my opinion is a win, win kinda mistake.

Stay The Fuck Home Bats, Bats, Bats Edition

I can’t wait until the weather is warmer and we can finally break out the bat detector and head out for our nightly bat walks. I absolutely love bats and last summer I blogged about it when we went out. I also added information about bats in each post. I will do the same again this year. If you want to read about our adventures and learn about bats, I have provided all of the links below!

BATS AND MOSQUITO BITES! (July 15, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/07/15/bats-and-mosquito-bites/

LET’S GET BATTY!!! (July 21, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/07/21/lets-get-batty/

WHERE IS MY BAT SIGNAL? (July 28, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/07/28/where-is-my-bat-signal/

BAT ADVENTURES AND CROW SIGHTING MAP (August 3, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/08/03/bat-adventures-and-crow-sighting-map/

MYTHS AND TRUTHS ABOUT BATS (August 5, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/08/05/myths-and-truths-about-bats/

BATS, BATS AND MORE BATS! (August 11, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/08/11/bats-bats-and-more-bats/

THE BAT DAYS OF AUGUST (August 19, 2019) https://lizzieviolet.com/2019/08/19/the-bat-days-of-august/

Stay The Fuck Home The Pre-Code Movie Edition

I’ve always been madly in love with Pre-Code movies and their sassy dames! I am channelling them right now, especially Barbara Stanwyck. These women were tough, innovative, creative, resourceful and sassy. The dialogue in these movies is magical and the stories intriguing and inspiring. They are a great distraction in a time where we need to take our minds off what is going on. Below are some of my favourite blogs and I’ve listed movies you can find on YouTube.

Blogs

Meet Me By The Soda Fountain https://meetmeatthesodafountain.home.blog/

Shadows and Satin https://shadowsandsatin.wordpress.com/

Hollywood Genes https://wordpress.com/read/feeds/31328010

Pre-code.com http://pre-code.com/

Classic Movie Hub http://www.classicmoviehub.com/blog/pre-code-corner-so-you-want-to-be-a-nurse-tricks-of-the-trade-pre-code-style/

KPBS https://www.kpbs.org/news/2019/jan/02/new-film-geeks-series-focuses-pre-code-hollywood/

Privilege of Legends https://privilegeoflegendsblog.com/category/pre-code-hollywood/

Movies to Stream (free)

Freemeo (channel) has a lot of Pre-code movies. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyATfpppWGDuAuTXY5OFkHg

Sensation Hunters

Red Haired Alibi

Pizza Flix (channel) has a lot of Pre-code movies. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE34fwgW7kWr7tc7YiOWtRw

Paradise Island

Extravagance

Party Girl

Back Street

Millie

Killer B Cinema

Hello! In light of the times we are living in and since we are unable to show our movies at See-Scape at the moment, Zed Dulac and I will be launching a YouTube Channel for Killer B Cinema soon! Please subscribe to our channel as well as please share this far and wide!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBL1yTgfQduQheeYGu_MTwg

Stay The Fuck Home The Radio Play Edition

The time we are living in right now, reminds me of movies and documentaries from the Great Depression, up until the 1950s when families would all be around the large radio listening to radio plays together. I’ve always loved Old Time Radio shows and plays and have been listening to them so long that I actually don’t remember when I started listening to them. I also have a first draft of a radio play I wrote a few years ago. I need to dig it out, finish it and it might be time to start recording our own!

Here is a list of some of my favourite radio plays and channels.

The Horrors (channel) https://player.fm/series/the-horror-old-time-radio

The Tell Tale Heart (episode) https://player.fm/series/the-horror-old-time-radio/the-tell-tale-heart-by-nightfall

The Wendigo (episode) https://player.fm/series/the-horror-old-time-radio/the-wendigo-by-theater-1030

The Demon Tree (episode) https://player.fm/series/the-horror-old-time-radio/the-demon-tree-by-dark-fantasy

Boxcar 711 (channel) https://player.fm/series/boxcars711-old-time-radio-pod

The Great Detectives (channel) https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio

Dragnet (I love, love, love this series) https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/dragnet-production-7-aka-the-attempted-city-hall-bombing-jack-webb-centennial

Johnny Dollar https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/ep3091-yours-truly-johnny-dollar-the-sidney-rykoff-matter-rehearsal

The Whistler https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/the-whistler-danger-is-a-beautiful-blonde-jack-webb-centennial

The Man Called X https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/the-man-called-x-the-quinine-contract-letter

Lux Radio Theatre https://player.fm/series/lux-radio-theater

Boston Blackie https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/boston-blackie-the-professor-and-rufus-blow-a-safe

Rocky Jordan https://player.fm/series/otr-detective-the-great-detectives-of-old-time-radio/rocky-jordan-valley-of-the-dead

Relic Radio (channel) https://player.fm/series/relic-radio-old-time-radio

The Zero Hour https://player.fm/series/relic-radio-old-time-radio/the-zero-hour-and-escape

Rocky Fortune and The Avenger https://player.fm/series/relic-radio-old-time-radio/rocky-fortune-and-the-avenger

Fibber McGee and Molly https://player.fm/series/fibber-mcgee-and-molly-show-2391443

Box 13 (Channel) https://player.fm/series/thrillers-old-time-radio

Dime a Dance https://www.escape-suspense.com/2008/11/suspense-dime-a-dance.html

Stay The Fuck Home The Fermentation Edition

Fermented food is good for you and especially your gut health. Additionally, it lasts for a long time, you can make large batches of it AND if need be, you can trade your extra jars for other necessities. Plus, you are creating a living food and it’s a hell of a lot of fun!

Kimchi is a staple in our house and a lot of fun to make! I did a blog post about it here. https://wordpress.com/post/notvegannowvegan.wordpress.com/670

Here are a few other methods/recipes. https://minimalistbaker.com/easy-vegan-kimchi/

https://www.koreanbapsang.com/vegan-kimchi/

Sauerkraut is my next fermentation adventure. I love it on hot dogs and it works well as a stuffing for pirogies.

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-homemade-sauerkraut-in-a-mason-jar-193124

Sourdough Check out my recent post on breadmaking for this one! 😀 https://lizzieviolet.com/2020/04/02/stay-the-fuck-home-the-bread-making-edition/

Kombucha isn’t for everyone. My husband hates it, I however, LOVE IT!

https://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-kombucha-tea-at-home-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-173858

Are you going to try making any of these?

Stay The Fuck Home The Learn Something New Edition

Being stuck at home, doesn’t mean that you need to spend 75% of your time on the couch and 25% of your time sleeping. Take this time to learn something new. The other day I saw a butterfly and now I’m reading up on butterflies. If you love bats, last summer I did several blog posts about going out nightly with my bat detector. You could also pick a historical figure and learn about them. Learn how to build a model plane, train or action figure. Read up on science type things. Keep your brain active! Below is are a few of the things I’m doing!

Butterflies One of the most beautiful things to see is a butterfly. It signifies hope, warmer weather and new life. Butterflies start out as caterpillars and after hibernating, because floating works of art. Below are a few links so you can also read up on them.

https://www.toronto.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/969e-Biodiversity_ButterfliesBook-Division-Planning-And-Development.pdf

https://www.butterfliesandmoths.org/

https://www.cambridgebutterfly.com/all-about-butterflies/

https://butterfly-conservation.org/butterflies/why-butterflies-matter

Nell Shipman was a Canadian actress, author, screenwriter, producer, director, and animal activist/trainer. Her works often had autobiographical elements to them and reflected her passion for nature. Recently, we watched her movie Back to God’s Country. It was glorious. She was glorious!

Cross-stitch isn’t really a new thing for me, rather I’m relearning how to do it. I want to make art with it as well as embellish the clothing I make. Also, it’s a lot of fun!


Tips https://www.buzzfeed.com/elizabethlilly/cross-stitching-tips-every-beginner-should-know

Free patterns https://www.dmc.com/us/free-patterns-5041/free-patterns-5042/free-cross-stitch-patterns-5044.html

https://www.tinymodernist.com/pages/cross-stitch-basics

Aloha Wanderwell was a sassy young woman and an inspiration! https://www.alohawanderwell.com/

Container gardening is a great way to grow your own food, especially if you live in an apartment with a balcony. When I had a balcony I great a bunch of my own veggies and herbs. I loved planting them in the spring and watching them grow. Considering everything going on, learning how to grow your own food is a great asset and skill to have.

https://www.almanac.com/content/container-gardening-vegetables

Soapmaking is a great way to make your own bath products, but a fun thing to do with your kids as well. Once upon a time I ran a small business that made bath products and bars of soap was one of the products. Again, this is a skill I am relearning.

With or without Lye — https://wellnessmama.com/60992/how-to-make-soap/

Drawing Lessons After years of not drawing, (I used to sketch and draw everyday) I picked up the pencils again about a year ago. Recently, I did a 30 Day Sketchbook Challenge and man o man do I need to relearn a lot! I’ve been doing a few online tutorials to help me get better again.

https://design.tutsplus.com/tutorials/how-to-learn-to-draw-stage-one-manual-skills–cms-23304

https://www.creativebloq.com/features/how-to-draw-animals-people-landscapes

Silk Screening is another skill I need to relearn for both art projects and to make merchandise! I used to make my own t-shirts for a feminist website I used to run in the late 90s and it’s time to get back at silk screening.

https://lifehacker.com/a-simple-guide-to-screen-printing-your-own-shirts-5886483

What new skills do you want to learn or who are you reading about?

Stay The Fuck Home Make Your Own Nut Butters & Plant-based Milk Edition

Along with toilet paper, one of the first things to disappear from the shelves in grocery stores was nut butter and milk. For many years now, I’ve been making my own nut butters and when in need I will also make my own oat or cashew milk. Heck I’ve even made my own soy milk. All of these things are really easy to make AND a lot cheaper cost wise than buying the store bought versions. To make nut butters you will need either a food processor or a blender, though I strongly suggest a food processor, only because it is easier to get the nut butter out of the container. For plant-based milk you will need a blender.

Below are some YouTube videos and recipe links.

Nut Butters

Minimalist Baker https://minimalistbaker.com/how-to-make-nut-butter/

Simply Quinoa

Skinny Taste https://www.skinnytaste.com/how-to-make-nut-butter/

Downshiftology

How to make almond butter.


And if you want to change it up, here is a video on how to make Nutella!

Plant-based Milk

Sustainably Vegan

Simply Vegan Blog https://simpleveganblog.com/9-easy-plant-milk-recipes/

One Green Planet https://www.onegreenplanet.org/vegan-food/make-creamy-nutritious-plant-based-milk-home-ingredients/

The Green Creator

The Edgy Veg

The Whole Food Plant-based Cooking Show